if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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