i barfeds in our rink
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She just used a chaser for red wine.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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