Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Found the puke drawer
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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