Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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