what if I'm pregnant?
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Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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