Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My first STD was from a foam party
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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