im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You are the jesus of drinking
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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