I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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