Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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