Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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