even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
