Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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