My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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