she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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