well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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