he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
