By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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