Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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