The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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