i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My ass is underappreciated
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Randomize
