You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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