ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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