he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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