how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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