So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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