i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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