More tranny stories later!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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