Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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