you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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