So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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