member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I will be naked everywhere
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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