So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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