You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So squirting runs in the family.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
