What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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