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It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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