i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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