i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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