peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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