The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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