It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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