I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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