small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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