my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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