How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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