it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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