everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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