So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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