bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Randomize
