I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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