Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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